So it may come as a surprise to some of you, but your Supreme Ecclesiastical Leader, Pope Elise, did not arise from the sea foam like Venus. I have actual human parents. I apologize if your mind was just blown!
One of these parents, Our Earthbound Father (aka Rudy), has assigned himself the task of compiling a hymnal. One of the songs he’s chosen for our new religion is the Dean Martin classic “That’s Amore”. Of course this is a great choice, what with the lyrics “When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s Amore”.
We are seeking suggestions from other Vladitians for songs we Pizza Worshippers can embrace. The song doesn’t have to mention pizza. Pope Elise is open-minded. But just as an FYI, extra points for suggestions from the catalogs of Elvis Presley, Elvis Costello, The Beatles, The Monkees, The Mosquitos*, or Dragon Sound.
*Bingo, Bango, Bongo and Irving